{"id":319,"date":"2009-10-31T12:46:00","date_gmt":"2009-10-31T18:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mircomachine.tumblr.com\/post\/229075017"},"modified":"2009-10-31T12:46:00","modified_gmt":"2009-10-31T18:46:00","slug":"229075017","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.gerhardhofer.at\/?p=319","title":{"rendered":"bond &#8211; james bond&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; disappeared last week in seoul, his mission was to find some guys who ate some chicken &#8211; the thing is, they weren&#8217;t allowed to eat chicken! their grandmothers hired james to observe them, but he got caught into some doors of a tramway, fell and hit his head. the driver of this tramway kidnapped him and took mr. bond home to his wife &#8211; she locked him into the cellar.<\/p>\n<p>it seems that the tramway driver and his family didn&#8217;t like james, probably that&#8217;s the reason why they threw him out. my agents found him near central park in new york&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gerhardhofer.at\/tumblr\/IMG_0618.JPG\" height=\"280\" width=\"499\"\/><\/p>\n<p>there he was lying, cold and dead. we dragged him to our top secret apartment on 52nd street, now he&#8217;s bobbing up and down in a kind of a &#8220;get-your-life-back&#8221; fish tank &#8211; hopefully resurrecting&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gerhardhofer.at\/tumblr\/IMG_0621.JPG\" height=\"280\" width=\"499\"\/><\/p>\n<p>good luck james!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; disappeared last week in seoul, his mission was to find some guys who ate some chicken &#8211; the thing is, they weren&#8217;t allowed to eat chicken! their grandmothers hired james to observe them, but he got caught into some doors of a tramway, fell and hit his head. the driver of this tramway kidnapped [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-319","post","type-post","status-publish","format-aside","hentry","category-tumblr","post_format-post-format-aside"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.gerhardhofer.at\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/319","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.gerhardhofer.at\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.gerhardhofer.at\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.gerhardhofer.at\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.gerhardhofer.at\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=319"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.gerhardhofer.at\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/319\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.gerhardhofer.at\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=319"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.gerhardhofer.at\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=319"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.gerhardhofer.at\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=319"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}